Still falling for the Hermits

[Still falling for the Hermits]

Masterpost

My writings are starting to accumulate a bit, so I figure I might as well collect some of the stuff here for easy access. You can also find my fics on AO3 if you prefer that, and over there are also some drabbles I haven’t posted here yet. You can also find me on Dreamwidth at https://waterfall8484.dreamwidth.org (yes I’m ancient lmao). Come join the Hermitcraft community over there as well!

I tag my fics with #writerfall and my general waffling with #wafflefall. The few times I do post something not Hermitcraft-related (mostly #fandom history or #fandom meta) I try to use #not hermitcraft, feel free to block it!

The majority of my fic is all-ages stuff with a little kissing at the most, if it’s not I’ll indicate it next to the relevant fics (or you can look at the AO3 warnings and tags, that’s a good idea in general).

Slide Into the Void (Evil Xisuma and Xisuma, Zedaph, Hermitcraft ensemble)
Chapter 1: The Edge of Understanding
Chapter 2: Forces Yet Unknowable

Hermittober 2022
Day 1: Moon (Bdubs)
Day 2: Soulmate (Cleo and Joe)
Day 3: Cookie (BigB and Scar)
Day 4: Break (Iskall/Stress)
Day 5: Burn (Tango)
Day 6: Arrow (xBCrafted)
Day 7: Egg (Mumbo Jumbo and Poultry Man)

What We Missed, What We Found (Scar and Cub, Convex)
Part 1: What We Missed (Scar)
Part 2: What We Missed (Cub)
Part 3: What We Found (Scar and Cub)

Tales From the Helsverse
* Diabolical (Helsknight)
* Not Amused (Amusix, Evil Xisuma)
* The Stories We Tell in the Dark (WitchCleo, the Jhost)
You can find my Helseverse ramblings under the #helsverse tag.

King of Fortune and Queen of Destiny
* Swords Crossed (Cub and False)
* Cupid’s Arrows Part 1: Open Sesame (Cub/False, PG-13)
* Cupid’s Arrows Part 2: Cinnabun Pong (Cub/False, PG-13)
* Taste of Victory (Cub/False, PG-13)
* Spoils of Victory (Cub/False, NC-17, adults only!)

Time to Square
* Detour from Area 77 Part 1: Wibbly Wobbly (The Hippies, the Ninth Doctor, Rose)
* Just Stopping By (xB, the Tenth Doctor)

Building Blocks (drabble collection, there’s a lot more on AO3 than I’ve posted below)
* The Bachelors (Joe/Xisuma)
* With Some Pain (Joe and Zedaph)
* Nothing Left to Take (Scar)
* Done In (Etho and Tango)

Taste the Magic (Scar, Convex)
Grande Dame (TFC/Cleo)
Rain upon the blinding dust (TFC/Xisuma)
Lunacy (xBCrafted/Rendog)
This is Just To Say (Impulse/Scar)

Run, Baby, Run (Vault Hunters; HBomb, Iskall, Stress)
5 times Ren died for Martyn and one time he didn’t have to (3rd Life, Rendog and Martyn or Rendog/Martyn depending on taste)

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[floweroflaurelin]

It’s been a few months since Empires s2 came to an end and I wanted to make a piece reflecting on the time we spent with these characters 🥰✨ When season 1 ended I did a series of paintings set to the End Poem, and so I decided to revisit the concept once again, making sure to switch up which line corresponded to which person. This series means a lot to me—in fact, this is one of two big Empires s2 projects I’ve been working on! There’s another one still in the works :D

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[harley-the-pancake]

Non Imp & Skizz enjoyers.

One of these men had a nipple piercing.

One of these men just got his first tattoo.

Guess which is which.

Answer carefully

Left piercing, right tattoo

Left tattoo, right piercing

I know/see results/idk vanilla extract

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[jellieland]

The latest mumbo video is extremely good Joe Hills propaganda.

Within the first minute he finds a build that immediately leads to the question "How is Joe Hills still like this?", and about 12 minutes in we get a showcase of The Best Piston Door of All Time.

[jellieland]

piston door my beloved.

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[antimony-medusa]

I love how much about SBI is explained when you remember Wilbur’s a musician, Techno’s a writer, Tommy’s a theatre kid, and Phil’s an FPS gamer. 

[antimony-medusa]

[antimony-medusa]

Phil was not just competition level, he was like—someone get the stats for me. On a national team? He was one of the top ranked halo snipers out there, in England at least. Like very close to being able to go pro except that e-sports was barely a thing in Europe at the time. 

Him doing five year survival worlds, running the antarctic empire, and soloing lynels naked in botw is Phil on his chill, non-competitive arc. 

[antimony-medusa]

Well I think part of the issue is that Phil is comparing himself to people who are the best in the world at the game he’s playing (he thinks he’s not good at minecraft because he compares himself to redstone boffins and hermitcraft builders and technoblade for PVP), and part of it is that he’s comparing himself to his 19 year old self who played sixteen hours of halo a day, so yeah he thinks he fell off. 

And also a bunch of people told him he wasn’t good at stuff, including a huge assortment of his teachers, so he will do shit like fix a computer over discord based entirely on audio descriptions from a panicking Tommy, and then he’ll call himself stupid. 

[considermygenderminecrafted]

I’ve spent like 2 hours trying to find some fuckin sources but I can’t. I believe his team were 2nd or 3rd best in Europe for halo and he was one of the best snipers in England. At the time tournaments won you about 1.8k for the whole team (he played 4v4) and usually was just a bout enough to cover travel fairs sometimes. It was basically too expensive to get to the big tournaments there were mostly in Asia at the time.

[antimony-medusa]

Yeah I think he’s mentioned going to events (I-series, now Insomnia) to play tournaments, but you couldn’t pay the rent off of that.

Last time he played halo someone pulled up his global stats and he’s still in the top percentage of players despite not having played in years, but I can’t find the site people were pulling that data from.

Anyways when Phil talks about “clicking on heads” he means he’s very, very good at shooting things.

[ruffboijuliaburnsides]

This both explains a lot and changes EVERYTHING

[kentukazash]

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Anonymous asked:

There’s been a paper recently published in the Transformative Works and Cultures journal, which is run by the same parent organization that runs AO3. The paper is called “The Cult Structure of the American Anti” and it has some really compelling points (also uses an example image made by a usuk anti to make a point) Anyways it’s really interesting and also concise and it should pop up when you google the title!

just-antithings answered:

The Cult Structure of the American Anti

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[aldks5296]

Scar punching in zedaph's direction before he realises doc is on the opposite side..............angrily shaking his fist at the wrong neighbour accidentally.....................

[aldks5296]

[Image ID: A two panel black and white comic featuring GoodTimesWithScar and Zedaph.

Panel 1: Scar is depicted from behind wearing his hard hat and worker uniform shaking his fist at the faraway Zedaph's glass circle in the sky. He is shouting "You're gonna have dire consequences when I see you again, doc!"

Panel 2: Zedaph is shown on top of his glass circle, carrying one of his trophies. He is looking down at a Scarland in the distance, and Scar who is still shouting. His text bubble reads, albeit a little blurry, "ooooh I'm gonna come after you!!"

End ID]

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[evilrat-sabre]

Here I go posting twitter screenshots again, because some things need to be shared

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[12davs21]

is this flirting

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[idlemidas]

This is one of my favourite dynamics in anything ever and it makes me so happy to see that no matter what series it is, we get to see Grian bullying Jimmy

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[judas-iscaryot]

this is all i can imagine when cleo logs in when joe is on at night